and some of you are already having a shitty day.

So I give you Robin Williams talking US politics at Prince Charles' 60th birthday celebration. (And if that's not enough to amuse you on spec, he's introduced by a pajama-bottomed John Cleese.) The content is far from politically correct, but the language he uses is safe for work.

Some hardcore Christian whackadoodle is convinced that I am the Perfect Girl for him--I just need to clean up my fucking foul language, get rid of my pets, and find Jesus so I won't be "weirded out" (his phrase and usage) with all that sick kinky stuff. And wouldn't you know, he's made it his mission to save me! But the best bit--the very best bit--is that once he leads me to Jeebus, I'll realize that I was going to burn in Hell and I'll be so intensely grateful to him for saving my soul that--after this realization and gratefulness occur--I'll make a "decent wife and mother" for "our" children.

. . .

*blink*

*blink*

I dunno, but aside from the kid factor, that sounds pretty fucking top/Dom, to me.

I'm almost ashamed to admit that I have been taunting him.

Almost.

:P

in which religious wingnuts fret that their company's hand scanners are imprinting them with the Mark of the Beast, and the scanner manufacturer attempts to allay their fears.

("As Barry said, the best part is imagining the phone call to a religious consultant to figure this out.")

Linkage via supergee.

Jack-o-lantern. Click here to carve your own.

(NWS)

Oh, and there's a sizable bit of dick, as well.

(It's in the details.)

Break out a set of headphones--you'll need them to listen to these cool auditory illusions.

(The first one is very cute.)

After we discovered that our preferred showing of Blade Runner had been canceled, TBD and I came back here and were up until nearly 3am watching 2girls1cup reaction videos on YouTube. We laughed until there were tears in our eyes, and neither of us could breathe. I'd seen most of it before, but it was fun to watch again with someone who hadn't seen them.

(Danger, Wil Robinson! Don't click the link until you're read this paragraph in it's entirety.) Yes, I've seen the actual 2girls1cup video, and I don't recommend it. "NWS" doesn't even BEGIN to cover it, as it is not safe to watch *anywhere* that humans are present--including yourself. Tub Girl is light action, in comparison. Unless you are a connoisseur of gross, don't watch it. It's a minute of your life you will never get back filled with images that you will never banish.

(And no, I didn't show it to TBD, primarily because I didn't want to clean up the mess that would most definitely result.)

As far as the fantastically hilarious reaction vids are concerned, these are my favorites.

There's this poor guy... (Loud, but seemingly worksafe.)



And then there's these two, who are just *too* funny... (Again, loud but worksafe.)



And this entire series is pretty cute. (NWS--occasional exclamations of profanity.)

( If you want to know what the video involves *without* having to see it, watch this parody instead. NWS for language, but visually inoffensive. )

the Thai phrase for, "No, son--that's a transvestite prostitute," consists of one word. < / sarcasm >

For the logophiles....

Take the vocabulary quiz at FreeRice.com and they will donate a small portion of rice for every correct answer. It seemed a bit futile at first, but it really does seem to add up. Am stuck at level 45 for the moment, and approaching 5000 grains of rice.

EDIT: Finally made it to 46!
EDIT, redux: 47! Almost at 10,000...

Found this fascinating little list on my Facebook home page.

Top Books in the South Jersey network.

1. The Bible
2. Harry Potter
3. Catcher In The Rye
4. To Kill A Mockingbird
5. The Lovely Bones

Hilarious.

Remember: The red penis your friend.



(Squipped from yffy.)

Adorable Code Monkey fanvid. This may well be the best I've seen. (As it is even better, in some ways, than the WOW-based fanvid.)



(Squipped from naamarie.)

Now who hasn't wished they could do this?

Moderator: We're here today to debate the hot new topic, evolution versus Intelligent Des---

(Scientist pulls out baseball bat.)

Moderator: Hey, what are you doing?

(Scientist breaks Intelligent Design advocate's kneecap.)

Intelligent Design advocate: YEAAARRRRGGGHHHH! YOU BROKE MY KNEECAP!

Scientist: Perhaps it only appears that I broke your kneecap. Certainly, all the evidence points to the hypothesis I broke your kneecap.

(Continue...?)


(Via ysabel.)

Via kyburg: i has a prezidency.

And via yffy: two highly addictive little games.

Crazy Ladybugs is actually rather short-n-sweet compared to the hideous, life-absorbing, brain-mushing time sink that is Boomshine. Maybe it's the hypnotic music, or perhaps it's the laid-back, stoner-like pace of the game itself, or the insidious combination of the two. Either way, this bloody game has eaten FAR too much of my time. Unless you want to be sucked in, I'm warning you--don't click the link.

For ladyholmwood... (Worksafe.)



Or, if you just want the link: They're Made Out Of Meat.

The gospel according to Strunk & White.

Okay, so it's not the sport of champions. Hell, it's not even a sport at all, but dammit, it should be. This is horribly, horribly addictive. The closest I've come is adipoceres weevils. I *thought* I had one earlier, but one of the words was, wretchedly enough, unlinked.

And what's up with the 630+ hits for wombat implosion?

Unnatural, that is.

Via auntyjen...

How to Shower. (Men vs. Women)

(No visible naughty bits, but probably NWS.)