Parents Sue School For Allowing Their Son To Be Openly Gay: http://bit.ly/3Befxe

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Alexia Crunchy Onion Strips.

Don't worry if you think these are a little pricey, because you can make them at home. And it's really easy.

You'll need:

1 serving of deep-fried onion rings
1 sofa

(If you do not have a sofa, any piece of rarely-moved furniture will do.)

To make:

Place a layer of onion rings under a warm sofa--preferably near the air exchange vent or some other source of dry air. Ignore them for a few days. Throw away when cold, hard, and nearly dehydrated, yet still greasy. (Because that's exactly what you'll find in a bag of Alexia Crunchy Onion Strips--dehydrated, cold, greasy onion rings.)

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This looks so horrible that even the unfortunately-renamed SyFy Channel would probably pass it by. (DON'T TURN YOUR SPEAKERS UP in the beginning--it will not do you any favors toward the end.)



I am still trying to figure out what the explosions are coming from--exploding birds, or exploding bird shit? Gives new meaning to "bomb" in the birdly sense....

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Kill for Life leader stabs baby dolls while sidekick acts out muggings in blackface.

(Via supergee.)

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• 11:38 These are hip deep in !FAIL!. Literally. RT @paulandstorm [P] Here's my #creepyourightthehelloutfriday link: bit.ly/winkers #
• 17:13 RT @warrenellis You know, all in all, it's been a nice few days. I'm presuming that's because Bob Novak's dead. #

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Dear god.

So.... Much... FAIL.



(This was one of Paul & Storm's contributions to #creepyourightthehelloutfriday on Twitter.)

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