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| User: | ivymcallister (1021885) 
Se fecisse.
(And my mother never ate diamonds.)
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| Name: | Ivy |
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| Website: | Vox |
| Location: | Sewell, New Jersey, United States |
| Bio: | Not safe, not pretty, never quiet, always thinking. Bitter earth-mother, clothes-horse hippie chick in bluejeans and heels who knows that the stars weren't hung in the sky, but nailed there. My mother never ate diamonds, so why do the faces on milk cartons talk to me?
I write, I think too much, I curse like a truckdriver and cry too often over things I'll never change. Inspired by music, pursued by guilt, past wedged so tightly inside my skull that trepanation seems appealing. Prone to overanalysis, defined by irrational flights of fancy, emotionally crippled and pathologically kind.
I'm currently majoring in English and working as a copywriter for a new D.C.-based non-profit program that helps the homeless return to the workforce. After spending over three years working as a librarian in a local historical society, I find it enjoyable (if not very profitable) to do genealogical research in the South Jersey and Philadelphia areas. In all, I seem to spend a good bit of time in dusty archives and the rest trying to keep foot-out-of-mouth, where it seems to want to take up permanent residence.
Electronically huggable, kinky but not uptight about it, subby, poly, owned, far from politically correct (or polytically correct, for that matter) and reasonably tolerant, except when confronted by stupidity that fairly cries out to be mocked.
I'm an obsessive, picky reader. To that end (and to indulge my not-so-Inner Bitch) I maintain a Just Don't Do This list for fanfic writers here, and a followup, which can be found here.
HBB Disclaimer: If you are in the market for someone to sleep with you and your girlfriend, you are barking up the wrong tree. Ignore everything I wrote up there. I am, in point of fact, a reserved, humorless prig lacking in both charm and social graces. I do not cyber, I do not have an A/S/L for you and I do not care how long you and your who/whatever have been looking for a 3rd--I'm not her. If you're still determined to give it the old college try, I recommend a flak jacket as you will be used for sport.
Visit my Filters post if you're new here, but please be aware that I don't tend to add people to certain filters unless I know them personally, have met them IRL, or have known them online for long enough that I feel comfortable doing so. There are exceptions to the familiarity standard, of course, but if you don't have your DoB (or at least the year) on your journal page and I don't know you, you have *no chance* of seeing anything of a particularly adult nature.
Copyright to all material is held solely by me (2003, 2004, 2005, 2006, 2007 and 2008), according to the terms of the Creative Commons License.
And just to clutter up the place...
Geek Terror
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"The fact that people are poor or discriminated against
doesn't necessarily endow them with any special qualities
of justice, nobility, charity or compassion."--Saul Alinsky
"The contradictory qualities we seek in that elusive perfect lover.
Strength and vulnerability, in equal measures."
--Jeffrey Deaver, The Bone Collector
"The truth that many people never understand, until it is too late,
is that the more you try to avoid suffering the more you suffer
because smaller and more insignificant things begin to torture you
in proportion to your fear of being hurt." -- Thomas Merton
"I knew that Ivy, like every woman, really only wanted to know
what I felt—or thought, if I didn’t feel anything."--Max Frisch
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| Dislikes: | 37: aggressive drivers, animal cruelty, anxiety, bad fanfic, bible man, biting insects, bleeding, breaking down on the highway, cities that smell like piss, competitive sports, domly doms, getting lost, heights, high humidity, intelligent design, lifetime tv, lousy iced tea, not knowing, not talking about it, panic attacks, people who don't spay & neuter their pets, people who should be spayed or neutered, polka, pop music, rap music, screaming kids, self-important twits, sex on zoloft, stench, stupidity, sunburn, suvs, the smell of hippies in the morning, top 40, unemployment, urban sprawl, yak butter |
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| Memories:: | 48 entries |
| Pictures: | over 50 public |
| Interests: | 150: "unfriendly", acquiring too many books, angry beavers, antique shops, b5, bbc america, bdsm, blackadder, blake's 7, bringing home strays, british comedy, british television, building up the wall, burial grounds, cats, cemeteries, cemetery transcription, christopher hitchens, collecting epitaphs, cordless tea kettles, corn snakes, cottages, courteous and consensual non-monogamy, cracker, d/s, damned good coffee, daria, davinci's notebook, demeter fragrances, diner culture, diners, discordianism, doing the right thing, douglas adams, dr. who, edgeplay, exonumia, father ted, fawlty towers, folk music, free shoes, genealogy, genuinely feminine shoes, george brassens, george lippard, goat milk yogurt, gorey, graveyards, green tea, guerilla retail management, hayseed dixie, headstones, heathers, highlander, hippies, historical societies, house md, hugs, hunter s. thompson, iced tea glasses, intelligence, invader zim, ivy, jacques brel, jane austen, jeckyll, jethro tull, jonathan coulton, jonathan creek, jthm, klezmer, kurt weil auf deutsch, lexx, libraries, literacy, long hair, lush, macs, making myself useful, meadowlands, memento mori, minding my own business, mocking bad television, monty python, moonstone jewelry, more coffee, moxy fruvous, my old farmhouse, mythbusters, obscure television shows, old books, old houses, old postcards, old things, other people's babies, pain, passion, paul fussell, pdq bach, phish, photographing cemeteries, photographs in graveyards, pit bulls, post mortem photography, preacher, preservation, psychological play, purging my monkeysphere, purple, ray caesar, reading, really bad covers, red dwarf, red tailed boas, renaissance faires, robbie coltrane, rufus wainwright, sandman, sapiosexuality, sarcasm, saying "fuck you" creatively, sci fi, snakes, spider jerusalem, sugar on lemons, sun tea, sushi, talking about it, tea, teapot atheism, teapots, ted, ted talks, the grateful dead, the it crowd, the omega factor, thunderstorms, tom waits, tombstones, tomtom1, torchwood, transmetropolitan, unanticipated fits of nature, unsweetened iced tea, unusual ice cream, used bookstores, walking, wire in the blood, wood heat, yerba matte |
| Schools: | Miskatonic University - Arkham, MA (1937 - 2007)
Rowan University - Glassboro, NJ (1992 - present)
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| Friends: |  | 112: | 4min33sec, achbarr, alabastard, alabastardragon, andrewkendall, arxacies, asim, atl, aunty_kreist, auntyjen, baerana, beah, bensong1, beowabbit, blackthornglade, blue_oryx, cappyhead, cearbhaill, cercenightshade, ceruleanst, charity_whore, crimsonties, dariens_haircut, divinemsjimmi, doubleyou, dpfesh, dreamingbear, emboline, eminus, emmett_the_sane, envoy, firinel, gatopreto, geeksdoitbetter, goatlove, golux_org, grail76, graphix_fret, grendelgongon, harrydubois, hawkwind2000, hiroe, hughcasey, imot, ivymcallister, jacflash, jenn_girl, joedecker, kendrayk, kit_kallisti, kradical, krow, kyburg, kylecassidy, ladyholmwood, librarian50, logisticslad, lowen_kind, lycaena, marnanel, meristem, miss_binkowitz, mole_boy, mrf_arch, mshireman, mutster101, mysticknyght, naiad1, nlogax, nyghtowl, peja1956, points, polyfrog, puzzld1, ragtimematt, rahulmuk, ramona66, roostersgrrl, scarcrest, shadesong, sheltermom, sideshowbennie, singingnettle, skzbrust, slate_canada, smirnoffmule, status, suddenlynaked, sunspiral, supergee, tacit, tactisle, tao_, teddybearsue, the_ogre, theldara, theredhairedgrl, thezvi, thryn, violetiae, warren_ellis, we_historics, whatthehay, wishiwasnt, woggie, wolfieboy, woodwardiocom, wotw, yesthattom, yffy, ysabel, zombie6x6x6 |  | 80: | 19th_century, 9chickweedlane, abandonedplaces, againstnature, anti_suv_jihad, antitheism, arkhamalumni, b7icons, black_books, blackaddicans, blakes7, buried_in_green, calufrax, chase_comfort, codswallopers, copywriter, cornsnakes, darker_tw, darkvictoria, deathly_decayed, doorwindowwall, dot_bdsm_snark, dusty_pages, earlycentury, famousheadstone, find_a_book, find_that_song, found_recipes, genealogy, genealogy_co_op, ghostly_pa, graveyard_love, heritage_homes, house_slash, house_wilson, housefic, ihazastopwatch, jack_in_cuffs, lazy_cooks, lj_2008, lj_nifty, monkeyminions, mourning_souls, mutts_strips, mythbusters, necropolis_art, non_doormat_sub, onemoreword, opal_beefaroni, paidmembers, pervygeekfancy, power_exchange, ptbullshitfans, red_dwarf, rufus_fans, rural_ruin, saving_the_past, showyerantiques, sick_house, sodoff_baldrick, taphology, thedivine, theendoffaith, theitcrowd, thetardis, torch_wood, torchwoodcoffee, torchwoodslash, transmetro, tribalforces, tw_archives, twstoryfinder, vehicle_decay, verboseness, verywrongslash, victorian_grief, vintagephoto, wawa_lovers, what_a_crock, zeitghosts |  | 33: | aldaily, bbc_doctor_who, bbcnewsamerica, bbcnewsworld, bookslut, chaucerhathblog, comic_mutts, cylinder_radio, dawkinsnet, dictionary_wotd, diepunyhumans, dilbertdaily, findoftheweek, fryblog, givawayoftheday, hist_shorpy, homestrange, nerdonthestreet, new_scientist, officialgaiman, pharyngula, psyblog, savagelove, scienceblogsrss, scifiwire, seclrphilosophy, skzb, twolumps_feed, unshelved_comic, webster_wotd, wilwheaton, words_comments, words_dreamcafe |
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| Mutual Friends: | 106: 4min33sec, achbarr, alabastard, alabastardragon, andrewkendall, arxacies, asim, atl, aunty_kreist, auntyjen, baerana, beah, bensong1, beowabbit, blackthornglade, blue_oryx, cappyhead, cearbhaill, cercenightshade, ceruleanst, charity_whore, crimsonties, dariens_haircut, divinemsjimmi, doubleyou, dpfesh, dreamingbear, emboline, eminus, emmett_the_sane, envoy, firinel, gatopreto, geeksdoitbetter, goatlove, golux_org, grail76, graphix_fret, grendelgongon, harrydubois, hawkwind2000, hiroe, hughcasey, imot, ivymcallister, jacflash, jenn_girl, joedecker, kendrayk, kit_kallisti, krow, kyburg, ladyholmwood, librarian50, logisticslad, lowen_kind, lycaena, marnanel, meristem, miss_binkowitz, mole_boy, mrf_arch, mshireman, mutster101, mysticknyght, naiad1, nlogax, nyghtowl, peja1956, points, polyfrog, puzzld1, ragtimematt, rahulmuk, ramona66, roostersgrrl, scarcrest, shadesong, sheltermom, sideshowbennie, singingnettle, slate_canada, smirnoffmule, suddenlynaked, sunspiral, supergee, tacit, tactisle, teddybearsue, the_ogre, theldara, theredhairedgrl, thezvi, thryn, violetiae, we_historics, whatthehay, wishiwasnt, woggie, wolfieboy, woodwardiocom, wotw, yesthattom, yffy, ysabel, zombie6x6x6 |
| Also Friend of: | 4: bettelover, bewitching, dsparker82, southernsmurf |
| Member of: | 73: 19th_century, 9chickweedlane, abandonedplaces, againstnature, anti_suv_jihad, antitheism, arkhamalumni, b7icons, black_books, blackaddicans, blakes7, buried_in_green, calufrax, chase_comfort, codswallopers, copywriter, cornsnakes, darker_tw, darkvictoria, deathly_decayed, doorwindowwall, dot_bdsm_snark, dusty_pages, earlycentury, famousheadstone, find_a_book, find_that_song, genealogy, genealogy_co_op, ghostly_pa, heritage_homes, hour_of_death, house_slash, house_wilson, housefic, ihazastopwatch, jack_in_cuffs, lazy_cooks, lj_nifty, monkeyminions, mourning_souls, mythbusters, necropolis_art, non_doormat_sub, onemoreword, opal_beefaroni, paidmembers, pervygeekfancy, power_exchange, ptbullshitfans, red_dwarf, rufus_fans, rural_ruin, saving_the_past, sick_house, sodoff_baldrick, taphology, thedivine, theendoffaith, thetardis, torch_wood, torchwoodcoffee, torchwoodslash, transmetro, tw_archives, twstoryfinder, vehicle_decay, verboseness, victorian_grief, vintagephoto, wawa_lovers, what_a_crock, zeitghosts |
| Account type: | Paid Account |
