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  <title>I am so made that I cannot believe.</title>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 12 Nov 2009 03:30:02 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Twitters.</title>
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  <description>&lt;ul class=&quot;loudtwitter&quot;&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;14:33&lt;/em&gt; Returning the countertop convection oven I ordered through Amazon, as the box shows the correct model but the contents tell another story. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/ivymcallister/statuses/5627155964&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;15:20&lt;/em&gt; Packaging on frozen rodent shipment flawed. Dry ice was sealed in plastic, which was ripped open.Fingers of left hand thoroughly ice-burned. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/ivymcallister/statuses/5628224822&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;17:36&lt;/em&gt; Remind me why I do this again...?  Oh, yeah--great sex.  Sometimes wish I hadn&apos;t sold my stock in Duracell, because it was so much easier. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/ivymcallister/statuses/5631580519&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;17:39&lt;/em&gt; RT @Eva_Smith RT @LandscapeJuice: Beware the log-in Twitter scam &lt;a href=&quot;http://bit.ly/3sfSSc&quot;&gt;bit.ly/3sfSSc&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/ivymcallister/statuses/5631661988&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;20:25&lt;/em&gt; Caffeine intake: excessive. Weather: cold, damp and drear. Family: watching FOX News, I imagine. Boyfriend: a distant deity. Overall: 6of10. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/ivymcallister/statuses/5636143719&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;22:09&lt;/em&gt; A.) *Brilliant* parody, or B.) worn by one who finds hats w/fake ponytails the height of sophistication? &lt;a href=&quot;http://bit.ly/31JWO3&quot;&gt;bit.ly/31JWO3&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/ivymcallister/statuses/5638832191&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;Automatically shipped by &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.loudtwitter.com&quot;&gt;LoudTwitter&lt;/a&gt;.</description>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 11 Nov 2009 03:30:03 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Twitters.</title>
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  <description>&lt;ul class=&quot;loudtwitter&quot;&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;15:41&lt;/em&gt; I&apos;m done with WalMart and their affiliates.  Done.  &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.boxturtlebulletin.com/2009/11/07/16449&quot;&gt;www.boxturtlebulletin.com/2009/11/07/16449&lt;/a&gt; (Link via @firinel.) &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/ivymcallister/statuses/5598709218&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;15:58&lt;/em&gt; (re: prev Tweet) I think this--&lt;a href=&quot;http://tinyurl.com/yj6pn64--calls&quot;&gt;tinyurl.com/yj6pn64--calls&lt;/a&gt; for a new trending topic. #WalMartSucks #WalMartSucks #WalMartSucks &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/ivymcallister/statuses/5599105268&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;Automatically shipped by &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.loudtwitter.com&quot;&gt;LoudTwitter&lt;/a&gt;.</description>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2009 20:53:27 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>WalMart is DEAD TO ME.</title>
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  <description>WalMart hits a new rock bottom, as they&apos;ve stooped to traumatizing gay couples AND their children.    &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.boxturtlebulletin.com/2009/11/07/16449&quot;&gt;http://www.boxturtlebulletin.com/2009/11/07/16449&lt;/a&gt;  (Via &lt;span lj:user=&quot;firinel&quot; style=&quot;white-space: nowrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://firinel.dreamwidth.org/profile&quot;&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://s.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png&quot; alt=&quot;[info - personal] &quot; width=&quot;17&quot; height=&quot;17&quot; style=&quot;vertical-align: text-bottom; border: 0; padding-right: 1px;&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://firinel.dreamwidth.org/&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;firinel&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;.)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Fuck you, WalMart.  You&apos;re not getting a dime from me this Christmas season, or, indeed, ever again.   And my Sam&apos;s Club membership is going down, too.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: smaller;&quot;&gt;This entry was originally posted at &lt;a href=&quot;http://ivymcallister.dreamwidth.org/&quot;&gt;http://ivymcallister.dreamwidth.org/&lt;/a&gt;. LJers who don&apos;t have DW accounts can still comment there via OpenID.&lt;/span&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2009 03:30:02 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Twitters.</title>
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  <description>&lt;ul class=&quot;loudtwitter&quot;&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;11:37&lt;/em&gt; RT @Quaristice Dear Rupert Murdoch. Go on, do it, pull your sites out of Google. The rest of the online world will be a far happier place! &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/ivymcallister/statuses/5562672821&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;12:02&lt;/em&gt; Caffeine intake: rising. Weather: ridiculously gorgeous--no sweater required. Family: quite mad. Boyfriend: deity. Day so far: pleasant. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/ivymcallister/statuses/5563253871&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;12:05&lt;/em&gt; Currently sitting on new loveseat while the cats play in the cardboard packaging.  Soon to assemble 2nd storage ottoman.  Slipcovers rule. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/ivymcallister/statuses/5563326213&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;13:44&lt;/em&gt; Happy Birthday to The Divine Comedy&apos;s Neil Hannon (@divinecomedyhq).  #musicmonday &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/ivymcallister/statuses/5565600719&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;13:56&lt;/em&gt; Surely, you jest.  #threewordsduringsex &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/ivymcallister/statuses/5565893363&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;14:18&lt;/em&gt; @&lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/kit_kallisti&quot;&gt;Kit_Kallisti&lt;/a&gt; That&apos;s a classic--it was all I could do to resist. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/ivymcallister/statuses/5566404471&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;14:25&lt;/em&gt; @&lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/bobbylew&quot;&gt;bobbylew&lt;/a&gt; Same in the US--scary, useless &quot;duck and cover&quot; drills in school, practiced hiding under our desks without any real understanding. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/ivymcallister/statuses/5566550715&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;Automatically shipped by &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.loudtwitter.com&quot;&gt;LoudTwitter&lt;/a&gt;.</description>
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  <pubDate>Sun, 08 Nov 2009 03:30:04 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Twitters.</title>
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  <description>&lt;ul class=&quot;loudtwitter&quot;&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;22:41&lt;/em&gt; Ghost Whisperer: should be canceled, picked up by Lifetime or Oxygen, and eke out one more saccharine season before it gives up the ghost. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/ivymcallister/statuses/5497898143&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;08:43&lt;/em&gt; @&lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/mutster101&quot;&gt;mutster101&lt;/a&gt; re: triggery documentsn -- I still find those, too.  It&apos;s no fun. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/ivymcallister/statuses/5506126913&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;08:45&lt;/em&gt; A mere 25 degrees last night!  It still gets dark too fucking early, but at least it&apos;s cold enough to make it more charming than depressing. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/ivymcallister/statuses/5506166507&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;08:50&lt;/em&gt; Some penny-dreadful method actor giving talk at uni next week.  I pay Student Activity Fees for *this*?  I&apos;d rather it went to charity. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/ivymcallister/statuses/5506244561&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;08:51&lt;/em&gt; Although (re prev Tweet) I suppose it is, in this case.  Am sure he hasn&apos;t worked since he did the Diarrhea Dance in a commercial last year. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/ivymcallister/statuses/5506261663&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;08:59&lt;/em&gt; @&lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/paulandstorm&quot;&gt;paulandstorm&lt;/a&gt; [S] That was fortuitously cute.  :) &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/ivymcallister/statuses/5506384187&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;09:03&lt;/em&gt; #UnFollowMe if you don&apos;t believe everyone should have the same rights and protections under the law regardless of sexual orientation. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/ivymcallister/statuses/5506458710&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;09:06&lt;/em&gt; @&lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/mutster101&quot;&gt;mutster101&lt;/a&gt; You must start paying obeisance to the Parking Gods, or suffer the purgatory that is Eternal Circling. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/ivymcallister/statuses/5506513162&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;09:38&lt;/em&gt; @&lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/mutster101&quot;&gt;mutster101&lt;/a&gt; Suggest: A.) building a shrine to the Parking Gods that includes a model parking meter, and B.) putting icky docs in lock box. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/ivymcallister/statuses/5507095437&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;11:46&lt;/em&gt; Day of Random Weeping. Feeding cats--weeping. Making lunch--weeping. Prepping dinner--weeping. Walking dog-weeping. Bloody fucking hormones. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/ivymcallister/statuses/5509675647&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;11:48&lt;/em&gt; Weather--still quite chilly. Caffeine intake--excessive. Farm--bustling with soybean harvest. Boyfriend--remains godlike. Day so far--manic. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/ivymcallister/statuses/5509713697&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;13:30&lt;/em&gt; In typo veritas:  &lt;a href=&quot;http://bit.ly/2Vll8M&quot;&gt;bit.ly/2Vll8M&lt;/a&gt;  (Via supergee on LiveJournal.) &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/ivymcallister/statuses/5511872493&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;17:12&lt;/em&gt; It&apos;s taco night.  Cheese is shredded, tomatoes and onion chopped, toppings ready...  Just need to crisp the shells and make the beef &amp;amp; rice. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/ivymcallister/statuses/5516378369&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;17:15&lt;/em&gt; Tomorrow--homemade cinnamon buns.  Following grandmom&apos;s recipe, but replacing the sugars in the icing and filling with Splenda/sugar blends. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/ivymcallister/statuses/5516435104&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;Automatically shipped by &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.loudtwitter.com&quot;&gt;LoudTwitter&lt;/a&gt;.</description>
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  <pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 03:30:04 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Twitters.</title>
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  <description>&lt;ul class=&quot;loudtwitter&quot;&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;07:45&lt;/em&gt; $16,000 dowsing rods sold to Iraquis as &apos;explosive detectors&apos;. &lt;a href=&quot;http://tinyurl.com/ylk6x9r&quot;&gt;tinyurl.com/ylk6x9r&lt;/a&gt; #sniffex (Via @Glinner.) &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/ivymcallister/statuses/5477465224&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;07:48&lt;/em&gt; @&lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/mutster101&quot;&gt;mutster101&lt;/a&gt; Men: Tired of women kicking you in your &quot;happy place?&quot;  Simply stop leering at their boobs. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/ivymcallister/statuses/5477510056&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;15:34&lt;/em&gt; Christmas carols?!?!!  They&apos;re playing Christmas carols ALREADY?  Good grief. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/ivymcallister/statuses/5488236298&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;Automatically shipped by &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.loudtwitter.com&quot;&gt;LoudTwitter&lt;/a&gt;.</description>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 03:30:02 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Twitters.</title>
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  <description>&lt;ul class=&quot;loudtwitter&quot;&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;09:14&lt;/em&gt; Off to the vet with Pooky in a few.  Fluids every day through Saturday, then more bloodwork.  *le sigh* &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/ivymcallister/statuses/5450153350&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;11:33&lt;/em&gt; Was behind incredibly elderly woman in grocery store.  She pissed on the floor at the checkout, then drove herself home. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/ivymcallister/statuses/5453449778&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;12:10&lt;/em&gt; @&lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jc_christian&quot;&gt;JC_Christian&lt;/a&gt; WTF...? Seriously--that&apos;s just ridiculous. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/ivymcallister/statuses/5454361199&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;Automatically shipped by &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.loudtwitter.com&quot;&gt;LoudTwitter&lt;/a&gt;.</description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 03:30:03 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>&lt;ul class=&quot;loudtwitter&quot;&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;07:38&lt;/em&gt; @&lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/mutster101&quot;&gt;mutster101&lt;/a&gt; re:bomb vs IED - We &apos;merkins a&apos;been hearing that for ages. Do y&apos;all have &quot;civilian casualties&quot; or &quot;Collateral Damage&quot; in the UK? &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/ivymcallister/statuses/5418982046&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;07:54&lt;/em&gt; Caffeine intake: woefully inadequate. Weather: &quot;frost is on the punkin.&quot; Family: same old. Up next: Pooky to vet for fluids. More laundry. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/ivymcallister/statuses/5419244353&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;08:36&lt;/em&gt; @&lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/yfandes&quot;&gt;yfandes&lt;/a&gt; I&apos;ll be there at 9:30am with Pooky--every day this week. He&apos;s a mess. (I can&apos;t exactly ask how &quot;Hack&quot; is doing, though...) &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/ivymcallister/statuses/5420031095&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;08:45&lt;/em&gt; RT @scottEweinberg [Philadelphia] SEPTA strikers won&apos;t let emergency vehicles leave the site of a train fire. Sickening. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/ivymcallister/statuses/5420198797&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;08:48&lt;/em&gt; @&lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/yfandes&quot;&gt;Yfandes&lt;/a&gt; Ask her how she likes Mr. Nigel, after. I love him--he&apos;s a pistol. Pooky won&apos;t be getting better--it didn&apos;t work out. Comfort care. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/ivymcallister/statuses/5420256511&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;11:00&lt;/em&gt; RT @paulandstorm [P] You don&apos;t buy a Chipotle burrito; you hire it to auger out your digestive tract, chimney-sweep-style. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/ivymcallister/statuses/5423260390&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;11:16&lt;/em&gt; RT @studentactivism: Black South Afr. Tweeters trended #thingsdarkiessay. In SA &quot;darkies&quot; is inoffensive. When US woke up, Hell broke loose. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/ivymcallister/statuses/5423653919&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;11:16&lt;/em&gt; (Prev Tweet via @mutster101.) &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/ivymcallister/statuses/5423662438&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;11:17&lt;/em&gt; @&lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/mutster101&quot;&gt;mutster101&lt;/a&gt; The MJ seance thing is a *joke*, right...?  Right?  Please...? &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/ivymcallister/statuses/5423693227&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;11:59&lt;/em&gt; @&lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/mutster101&quot;&gt;mutster101&lt;/a&gt;  Holy crapping crap.  I was really hoping it was a joke.  *shakes head*  Good grief. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/ivymcallister/statuses/5424707745&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;13:50&lt;/em&gt; Cattle On a Hot Tin Roof, Cowfinger, Ghost in the Milking Machine, Our Bovines Have Tender Grapes, Pasture Perfect, Steer City #cowfilms &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/ivymcallister/statuses/5427233750&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;15:22&lt;/em&gt; UK folk: Edge of Darkness: The Complete Series--thumbs up or thumbs down? (Was considering buying it, along with the new Wire in the Blood.) &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/ivymcallister/statuses/5429319003&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;15:25&lt;/em&gt; Re: last Tweet -- And also season... must be 6 or 7...? of Touching Evil.  I can&apos;t get enough of TE, but never liked that cold case show... &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/ivymcallister/statuses/5429387655&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;21:25&lt;/em&gt; I really don&apos;t want to keep living in this holding pattern, but !FAIL! would appear to be chief amongst the alternatives. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/ivymcallister/statuses/5438403719&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;Automatically shipped by &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.loudtwitter.com&quot;&gt;LoudTwitter&lt;/a&gt;.</description>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 03:30:04 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Twitters.</title>
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  <description>&lt;ul class=&quot;loudtwitter&quot;&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;22:55&lt;/em&gt; I think I might need to reconsider my geek-cred.  Not only do I generally dislike the works of Joss Whedon, I am also terrified of robots. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/ivymcallister/statuses/5382714248&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;09:20&lt;/em&gt; @&lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/mutster101&quot;&gt;mutster101&lt;/a&gt; One might wish to view grammatical advice from someone called @i_is_sam with some skepticism.  :P &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/ivymcallister/statuses/5392177774&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;11:08&lt;/em&gt; @&lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/i_is_sam&quot;&gt;i_is_sam&lt;/a&gt;  I&apos;m from the US--grammatical jibes from us don&apos;t count, unless you&apos;re giving out points for hypocrisy.  ;) &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/ivymcallister/statuses/5394702155&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;11:54&lt;/em&gt; @&lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/i_is_sam&quot;&gt;i_is_sam&lt;/a&gt;  Hey, now--you&apos;re the ones who complicate things.  All those extra U&apos;s and that additional syllable in aluminum.... *shakes head* &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/ivymcallister/statuses/5395812200&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;11:56&lt;/em&gt; @&lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/i_is_sam&quot;&gt;i_is_sam&lt;/a&gt; But then, I plan to teach English here.  (It&apos;s starting to look more like an exercise in sadomasochism than public service.) &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/ivymcallister/statuses/5395869569&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;13:27&lt;/em&gt; Spent some time painting the bedroom set, but was continuously beset by dipsy yellowjackets.  Have given up and come in to make coffee. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/ivymcallister/statuses/5397981970&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;14:44&lt;/em&gt; I&apos;m looking forward to voting today with about the same enthusiasm as I&apos;d have for contracting some foul tropical disease. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/ivymcallister/statuses/5399764113&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;14:54&lt;/em&gt; You haven&apos;t lived until you&apos;ve watched chewed food welling up from a small, angry hole in the side of your cat&apos;s neck, complete with sound. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/ivymcallister/statuses/5399994756&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;17:21&lt;/em&gt; RT @almightygod Christian Chirp: A Twitter knockoff for people who are too good to use Twitter with you sinners: &lt;a href=&quot;http://is.gd/4MjKw&quot;&gt;is.gd/4MjKw&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/ivymcallister/statuses/5403416123&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;22:01&lt;/em&gt; Watched MONSTERS vs. ALIENS.  Eating dirt for that hour-and-a-half would have been slightly more rewarding. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/ivymcallister/statuses/5410306595&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;Automatically shipped by &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.loudtwitter.com&quot;&gt;LoudTwitter&lt;/a&gt;.</description>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 03:30:02 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Twitters.</title>
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  <description>&lt;ul class=&quot;loudtwitter&quot;&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;09:01&lt;/em&gt; RT @Glinner: RT @davidbishop  UK&apos;s Home Office rules deny acclaimed graphic novelist work Visa &lt;a href=&quot;http://bit.ly/8IhBJ&quot;&gt;bit.ly/8IhBJ&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/ivymcallister/statuses/5363448091&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;12:29&lt;/em&gt; @&lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/scotteweinberg&quot;&gt;scottEweinberg&lt;/a&gt; re: Inquirer -- Keeping my expectations low has had a salutary effect on my dental health.  (I.e., less grinding of teeth.) &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/ivymcallister/statuses/5368080253&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;16:11&lt;/em&gt; Pooky pic of the day: smoozing on my lap.  &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitpic.com/o1l8z&quot;&gt;twitpic.com/o1l8z&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/ivymcallister/statuses/5373010551&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;17:03&lt;/em&gt; Dear god, no.  RT @scifirules In a nerdgasm for the ages, Joss Whedon makes a play for the Terminator Franchise. #scifi &lt;a href=&quot;http://bit.ly/1YUo2H&quot;&gt;bit.ly/1YUo2H&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/ivymcallister/statuses/5374212696&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;17:36&lt;/em&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitpic.com/o1xy6&quot;&gt;twitpic.com/o1xy6&lt;/a&gt; - Anyone else getting this odd &quot;FaceBook Captcha&quot; pop-up?  I thought Captcha was about character recognition... &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/ivymcallister/statuses/5375007810&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;18:10&lt;/em&gt; @&lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/mutster101&quot;&gt;mutster101&lt;/a&gt; But it is encouraged nevertheless, as it is most certainly good for the gene pool. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/ivymcallister/statuses/5375840552&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;18:16&lt;/em&gt; @&lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/quaristice&quot;&gt;Quaristice&lt;/a&gt; When your toaster creates a FB account,  you&apos;ll know *we&apos;ve* lost it and humanity will be bowing to our Mechanical Overlords. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/ivymcallister/statuses/5375967658&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;21:24&lt;/em&gt; @&lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/firinel&quot;&gt;firinel&lt;/a&gt; Surely you can keep your cards?  You still have +1 partners, and you&apos;re as bi as your desires. Sorry about the breakup. :(  *hugs* &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/ivymcallister/statuses/5380562669&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;21:35&lt;/em&gt; RT @ScottWGraves Fred Barnes: there is no one in the Obama admin who has ever run a business, met a payroll, or created a job. via @lward99 &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/ivymcallister/statuses/5380847239&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;21:45&lt;/em&gt; RT @deancollins Victorino can get an xray in 5 mins, meanwhile 30 million Americans can&apos;t afford healthcare &lt;a href=&quot;http://bit.ly/4FVRnT&quot;&gt;bit.ly/4FVRnT&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/ivymcallister/statuses/5381091677&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;Automatically shipped by &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.loudtwitter.com&quot;&gt;LoudTwitter&lt;/a&gt;.</description>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 02 Nov 2009 03:30:02 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Twitters.</title>
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  <description>&lt;ul class=&quot;loudtwitter&quot;&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;11:05&lt;/em&gt; Pooky slept in his heated cuddle nest for half the night, so I got more sleep than I&apos;d expected. Still not caught up. Caffeine is my friend. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/ivymcallister/statuses/5339995735&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;14:19&lt;/em&gt; @&lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jamesmoran&quot;&gt;jamesmoran&lt;/a&gt; Ditto, re: Who-upset.  Brings tears to my eyes thinking about it.  (Perhaps because I was a child when I first saw those eps.) &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/ivymcallister/statuses/5343829050&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;14:23&lt;/em&gt; @&lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/mutster101&quot;&gt;mutster101&lt;/a&gt; re: Mr. Moran&apos;s recent comment... Am deliberately NOT drawing parallels to the mass upset over recent character death in TW. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/ivymcallister/statuses/5343914539&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;14:24&lt;/em&gt; @&lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/mutster101&quot;&gt;mutster101&lt;/a&gt; Although I think a sympathetic overlap could exist if people hadn&apos;t been so nasty to him &amp;amp; RTD...  Hard to empathize with asses. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/ivymcallister/statuses/5343933011&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;14:31&lt;/em&gt; @&lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/mutster101&quot;&gt;mutster101&lt;/a&gt; Nor do I. But it was being all *there* and stuff.  :P  Besides, finding these things is a part of my job I&apos;m quite good at. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/ivymcallister/statuses/5344079339&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;14:36&lt;/em&gt; *laughs!* @mutster101 Humility be damned! &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/ivymcallister/statuses/5344195254&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;14:40&lt;/em&gt; Which reminds me...  Weather: Chilling down. Caffeine intake: Continues. Boyfriend: Is as god. Family: Surprisingly cool. Pooky: Doing well. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/ivymcallister/statuses/5344263005&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;14:51&lt;/em&gt; @&lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/mutster101&quot;&gt;mutster101&lt;/a&gt; -- Lost Boys?  Pretty In Pink?  Heathers?  Karate Kid?  Breakfast Club? &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/ivymcallister/statuses/5344495037&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;14:53&lt;/em&gt; @&lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/mutster101&quot;&gt;mutster101&lt;/a&gt;  Young Sherlock Holmes?  Flight of the Navigator?  Repo Man? &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/ivymcallister/statuses/5344537205&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;14:58&lt;/em&gt; @&lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/mutster101&quot;&gt;mutster101&lt;/a&gt;  Ooooh, I know--Buckaroo Banzai!  Or Big Trouble In Little China...?  (Trying to stay on the cheesy/scifi side...) &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/ivymcallister/statuses/5344634713&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;15:00&lt;/em&gt; @&lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/mutster101&quot;&gt;mutster101&lt;/a&gt; If you&apos;ve not seen Heathers, you simply must.  Now, with all speed.  But get corn nuts, first!  :P &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/ivymcallister/statuses/5344680987&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;15:01&lt;/em&gt; @&lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/mutster101&quot;&gt;mutster101&lt;/a&gt; -- *repeats previous suggestion re: Heathers to re: Buckaroo Banzai, minus the corn nuts.* &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/ivymcallister/statuses/5344706136&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;15:04&lt;/em&gt; is tired of the media constantly amping up public frenzy re: the Aporkalypse (ie Pig Plague, Hamthrax, etc.)  *sighs* &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/ivymcallister/statuses/5344772619&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;15:28&lt;/em&gt; Pooky pic of the day: here he is, snoozing in his heated bed.     &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitpic.com/nwr25&quot;&gt;twitpic.com/nwr25&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/ivymcallister/statuses/5345277801&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;15:36&lt;/em&gt; re: Pooky -- It&apos;s frustrating that he can only tolerate 10ml of food/hour (+ 8ml water).  @ 120 ml/day, I&apos;m feeding him &apos;round the clock. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/ivymcallister/statuses/5345448712&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;16:11&lt;/em&gt; I am mildly embarrassed to admit that I&apos;ve been laboring under the misapprehension that X Factor is some kind of scifi show that sucks. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/ivymcallister/statuses/5346228322&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;16:13&lt;/em&gt; (re: prev Tweet --- I&apos;m an American who watches far too little television--BBC America aside--to qualify as an American.) &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/ivymcallister/statuses/5346266370&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;17:47&lt;/em&gt; *sigh*  So, so dark outside and it&apos;s not even 6pm.  How I hate these short days!  Goodbye Summer, Hello, SAD.  Bleh. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/ivymcallister/statuses/5348223211&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;21:55&lt;/em&gt; @&lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/firinel&quot;&gt;firinel&lt;/a&gt; Agreed, re: reaching that point wherein one can no longer employ avoidance or self-delusion.  Rarely pleasant, but often necessary. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/ivymcallister/statuses/5353670879&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;Automatically shipped by &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.loudtwitter.com&quot;&gt;LoudTwitter&lt;/a&gt;.</description>
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  <pubDate>Sun, 01 Nov 2009 02:30:03 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>&lt;ul class=&quot;loudtwitter&quot;&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;10:43&lt;/em&gt; @&lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/stephenfry&quot;&gt;stephenfry&lt;/a&gt; I hope you come back. There *is* a lot of ugliness here, but you&apos;re one of the bright spots that tips the balance toward Good. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/ivymcallister/statuses/5314804425&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;12:26&lt;/em&gt; Happy Halloween, shambling hordes!  Here&apos;s JoCo with a timely message, re: Your Brains.  &lt;a href=&quot;http://bit.ly/WJ52D&quot;&gt;bit.ly/WJ52D&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/ivymcallister/statuses/5316986955&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;12:28&lt;/em&gt; (re: my previous Tweet)  The gentleman performing is @jonathancoulton. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/ivymcallister/statuses/5317031590&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;12:31&lt;/em&gt; And here&apos;s @paulandstorm&apos;s JoCo-styled, Frankensteinian homage to mad scientists everywhere, &quot;Live&quot;. &lt;a href=&quot;http://bit.ly/1YAuG2&quot;&gt;bit.ly/1YAuG2&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/ivymcallister/statuses/5317101820&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;12:33&lt;/em&gt; (And for the US folks--don&apos;t forget to set your clocks back tonight.  :) &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/ivymcallister/statuses/5317128490&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;15:37&lt;/em&gt; Weather: Warm, wet &amp;amp; windy, but getting noticeably cooler. Caffeine: Never enough. Pooky: pukes if I feed him more than 10ml/hour. (cont&apos;d) &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/ivymcallister/statuses/5320917869&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;15:38&lt;/em&gt; Sleep: Deeply deprived. Boyfriend: Is as god. Family: Same old... Day so far: Dreary and smelling of damp and rot and the end of Fall. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/ivymcallister/statuses/5320943640&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;16:28&lt;/em&gt; @&lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/scotteweinberg&quot;&gt;scottEweinberg&lt;/a&gt; George Romero is a guest on &quot;Wait Wait Don&apos;t Tell Me&quot; on NPR (90.9FM), right... now. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/ivymcallister/statuses/5321917891&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;19:07&lt;/em&gt; Have made gingerbread ghosts, cats, bats and pumpkins w/cream cheese icing.   &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitpic.com/nr9a0&quot;&gt;twitpic.com/nr9a0&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/ivymcallister/statuses/5324925419&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;19:28&lt;/em&gt; RT@JC_Christian rt @waymonhudson BREAKING: Fox News declares #Halloween a socialist redistribution of candy &amp;amp; blames #Obama &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/ivymcallister/statuses/5325304969&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;21:30&lt;/em&gt; *snerf!* RT @JC_Christian Bush wearing sober guy costume. Cheney wears drool cup to appear more human. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/ivymcallister/statuses/5327626290&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;21:32&lt;/em&gt; Done with Pooky&apos;s feedings for the day.  Maybe I can get him to sleep next to me rather than *on* me so I can actually sleep tonight. :P &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/ivymcallister/statuses/5327664120&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;Automatically shipped by &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.loudtwitter.com&quot;&gt;LoudTwitter&lt;/a&gt;.</description>
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  <pubDate>Sat, 31 Oct 2009 02:30:03 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Twitters.</title>
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  <description>&lt;ul class=&quot;loudtwitter&quot;&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;11:32&lt;/em&gt; The newest resident in Barbie world is &quot;for the adult collector.&quot; Meet Palm Beach Sugar Daddy Ken. &lt;a href=&quot;http://bit.ly/1ItRuq&quot;&gt;bit.ly/1ItRuq&lt;/a&gt; (via supergee on LJ) &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/ivymcallister/statuses/5289903522&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;11:41&lt;/em&gt; T-shirts with tit-tassels... for toddlers. &lt;a href=&quot;http://bit.ly/2BnoYM&quot;&gt;bit.ly/2BnoYM&lt;/a&gt;  Stay classy, guys. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/ivymcallister/statuses/5290134956&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;12:52&lt;/em&gt; Just in time for Halloween...  WalMart will soon be selling coffins.  &lt;a href=&quot;http://bit.ly/2aVAks&quot;&gt;bit.ly/2aVAks&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/ivymcallister/statuses/5291938188&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;13:44&lt;/em&gt; My father has finished making the new woodstove for his shop. He doesn&apos;t know Steampunk from Dada, but...   &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitpic.com/njik3&quot;&gt;twitpic.com/njik3&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/ivymcallister/statuses/5293184636&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;13:49&lt;/em&gt; @&lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/ragtimematt&quot;&gt;ragtimematt&lt;/a&gt; I&apos;d rather shop Sears &amp;amp; Roebuck than brave a WalMart for *anything*, let alone a coffin. Can you imagine their NASCAR model...? &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/ivymcallister/statuses/5293300832&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;15:01&lt;/em&gt; Do aggressive types Follow users with opposite worldviews in the belief that the followed individual will be feel self-conscious &amp;amp; shut up? &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/ivymcallister/statuses/5294962789&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;15:04&lt;/em&gt; re: prior Tweet -- Because I just blocked three more individuals who vocally support sociopolitical views that differ radically from my own. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/ivymcallister/statuses/5295027624&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;15:13&lt;/em&gt; @&lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/mutster101&quot;&gt;mutster101&lt;/a&gt; I can help you with that. &quot;Shut up woman, get on my horse!&quot;  :P &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/ivymcallister/statuses/5295239172&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;15:21&lt;/em&gt; @&lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/kit_kallisti&quot;&gt;Kit_Kallisti&lt;/a&gt; Pook puked earlier--drank too much, I think. No sleep--have to get up w/him so his tube doesn&apos;t get caught on litter pan rim. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/ivymcallister/statuses/5295398342&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;15:53&lt;/em&gt; @&lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/jc_christian&quot;&gt;JC_Christian&lt;/a&gt; Good grief.  I imagine that it&apos;s fairly easy to tell when these Report&amp;amp;Block campaigns are vindictive. #abusingthesystem &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/ivymcallister/statuses/5296122127&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;18:08&lt;/em&gt; Weather: warmish &amp;amp; dreary. Caffeine intake: sufficient. Pooky: sleeping. Boyfriend: Love &amp;amp; !win!. Day so far: tiring. Plans: Scrabble &amp;amp; tea. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/ivymcallister/statuses/5299138387&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;18:16&lt;/em&gt; New feeding tube routine for Pooky seems to be more effective.  New cap on tube is also working out.  I hope this means I can SLEEP tonight. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/ivymcallister/statuses/5299315450&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;18:19&lt;/em&gt; re: prev. tweet--the plastic syringe they&apos;d capped it with was getting caught on everything. I replaced it with rubber cap for vacuum hose. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/ivymcallister/statuses/5299380716&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;18:58&lt;/em&gt; Zombieriffic: RT @popcap_games Happy Halloween! Plants vs. Zombies is 50% this weekend only! &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.pvzhalloween.com&quot;&gt;www.pvzhalloween.com&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/ivymcallister/statuses/5300231611&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;22:21&lt;/em&gt; o.O RT@warrenellis At Halloween, I make people pay me not to dress as Sean Connery from ZARDOZ and sit on their furniture with my legs open. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/ivymcallister/statuses/5304620013&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;Automatically shipped by &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.loudtwitter.com&quot;&gt;LoudTwitter&lt;/a&gt;.</description>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 02:30:04 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Twitters.</title>
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  <description>&lt;ul class=&quot;loudtwitter&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;  &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;18:53&lt;/em&gt; Pooky home--feeding tube in place. Given his recent display of flexibility, I am not optimistic about its future.  &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitpic.com/nfx1r&quot;&gt;twitpic.com/nfx1r&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/ivymcallister/statuses/5271707486&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;Automatically shipped by &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.loudtwitter.com&quot;&gt;LoudTwitter&lt;/a&gt;.</description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 02:30:02 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Twitters.</title>
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  <description>&lt;ul class=&quot;loudtwitter&quot;&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;02:57&lt;/em&gt; Still awake.  Between the Pig Plague and worrying about Pooky (at the vet, again) I doubt I&apos;ll be sleeping until we pick him up later today. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/ivymcallister/statuses/5224484895&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;03:06&lt;/em&gt; Watching Criminal Minds reruns. Don&apos;t know why I never watched it before, because Spencer Reed (M.G. Gubler) is made entirely of geek-sexy. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/ivymcallister/statuses/5224597136&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;10:09&lt;/em&gt; @&lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/tadghcearbhaill&quot;&gt;tadghcearbhaill&lt;/a&gt; Helloween-related foulness, or are other monstrous things afoot? &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/ivymcallister/statuses/5230893585&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;11:10&lt;/em&gt; Sherman Alexie on NPR. I have said this before, but I Do Not Like Sherman Alexie&apos;s Writing. And now... I do not think I like Alexie, either. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/ivymcallister/statuses/5232320583&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;11:14&lt;/em&gt; And in the space of 3 minutes, he has partially redeemed himself--I&apos;m back to viewing him (S. Alexie) with neutrality as opposed to disgust. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/ivymcallister/statuses/5232417207&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;13:52&lt;/em&gt; Must reconsider habit of following my followers (with the exception of spam/sex accounts) to &quot;see how it goes&quot; and look @ their history 1st. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/ivymcallister/statuses/5236176890&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;14:30&lt;/em&gt; Just blocked a porn/spam account and noticed that I&apos;m up to three conservative/Republican followers.  I have no idea what the appeal is. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/ivymcallister/statuses/5237001338&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;15:52&lt;/em&gt; RT @tadghcearbhaill Live: Obama Signs the Hate-Crimes Measure | Washington D.C. | Advocate.com: &lt;a href=&quot;http://bit.ly/4h1mVy&quot;&gt;bit.ly/4h1mVy&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/ivymcallister/statuses/5238815009&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;16:20&lt;/em&gt; @&lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/tadghcearbhaill&quot;&gt;tadghcearbhaill&lt;/a&gt; Rufus Wainwright on WHYY tonight at 8pm. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/ivymcallister/statuses/5239449893&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;17:15&lt;/em&gt; Walked across to parants&apos; house and found father watching Glenn Beck. Lasted 5 mins before I had to either leave, or heave. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/ivymcallister/statuses/5240701329&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;17:17&lt;/em&gt; @&lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/tadghcearbhaill&quot;&gt;tadghcearbhaill&lt;/a&gt; I&apos;ll try to record Rufus. Enjoy the visit... ?  Or something. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/ivymcallister/statuses/5240733266&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;17:47&lt;/em&gt; RT @JC_Christian: Will SC #teaparty be silent about state&apos;s $170M (+ taxes) giveaway to Boeing? &lt;a href=&quot;http://tr.im/Dojo&quot;&gt;tr.im/Dojo&lt;/a&gt; #p2 #tcot #hhrs &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/ivymcallister/statuses/5241447494&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;18:32&lt;/em&gt; Finally learned that Pooky is in recovery--home tomorrow to begin TWO MONTHS of feeding tube use to reverse misdiagnosed hepatic lipidosis. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/ivymcallister/statuses/5242547932&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;18:33&lt;/em&gt; So, so relieved, and so NOT amused that previous vet had sent him home to die quietly of what was, in fact, NOT kidney failure. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/ivymcallister/statuses/5242579279&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;18:37&lt;/em&gt; Previous two tweets are referring to this guy--Onslow, aka Pooky:   &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitpic.com/nbe0l&quot;&gt;twitpic.com/nbe0l&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/ivymcallister/statuses/5242681174&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;Automatically shipped by &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.loudtwitter.com&quot;&gt;LoudTwitter&lt;/a&gt;.</description>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 28 Oct 2009 02:30:02 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Twitters.</title>
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  <description>&lt;ul class=&quot;loudtwitter&quot;&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;11:06&lt;/em&gt; RT @marnanel The Turin Test: where you have to guess whether someone is divine and/or human based only on images of them. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/ivymcallister/statuses/5202510905&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;14:50&lt;/em&gt; NWS!  I...  What...?  It&apos;s just...  o.O  &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.shutupwomangetonmyhorse.com/&quot;&gt;www.shutupwomangetonmyhorse.com/&lt;/a&gt;  NWS! &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/ivymcallister/statuses/5207774365&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;14:54&lt;/em&gt; Coolest geek-o-ween t-shirt *ever*.  &lt;a href=&quot;http://bit.ly/1k4tlE&quot;&gt;bit.ly/1k4tlE&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/ivymcallister/statuses/5207870459&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;15:12&lt;/em&gt; RT @firinel RT @lgbtlife: Stephen Colbert Blasts Gay Marriage Opponents #lgbt &lt;a href=&quot;http://bit.ly/3kLUij&quot;&gt;bit.ly/3kLUij&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/ivymcallister/statuses/5208281238&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;19:49&lt;/em&gt; @&lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/yfandes&quot;&gt;Yfandes&lt;/a&gt; Shit!   was *just* there 1/2 an hour ago with Pooky--would have put in the good word if I&apos;d known--will do if I see Steve tomorrow. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/ivymcallister/statuses/5215078360&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;Automatically shipped by &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.loudtwitter.com&quot;&gt;LoudTwitter&lt;/a&gt;.</description>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 27 Oct 2009 02:30:04 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>&lt;ul class=&quot;loudtwitter&quot;&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;14:04&lt;/em&gt; Dave is going to lose his home and land.  There&apos;s an online auction on LJ to raise the remaining $2000:  &lt;a href=&quot;http://bit.ly/3aJZuI&quot;&gt;bit.ly/3aJZuI&lt;/a&gt;  #SaveDave &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/ivymcallister/statuses/5178794855&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;14:12&lt;/em&gt; &quot;So I don&apos;t get the bends when the Rapture comes.&quot;  The Pearly Hyperbaric Chamber:  &lt;a href=&quot;http://bit.ly/nlepg&quot;&gt;bit.ly/nlepg&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/ivymcallister/statuses/5178956297&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;17:16&lt;/em&gt; @&lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/firinel&quot;&gt;firinel&lt;/a&gt; Same here. Given the outbreak at the university, I probably have Pig Plague.  (aka Swine Flu.) I was SO hoping it was allergies... &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/ivymcallister/statuses/5183064950&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;17:18&lt;/em&gt; @&lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/scumberland&quot;&gt;scumberland&lt;/a&gt; I&apos;ve got that shit, too. (It&apos;s going around the university like crabs.) I&apos;m calling it Pig Plague. Because that makes it *fun.* &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/ivymcallister/statuses/5183115957&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;Automatically shipped by &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.loudtwitter.com&quot;&gt;LoudTwitter&lt;/a&gt;.</description>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 26 Oct 2009 17:54:33 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Help Save Dave&apos;s Place.</title>
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  <description>I&apos;m helping to &lt;a href=&quot;http://community.livejournal.com/save_dave/283.html&quot;&gt;save a guy named Dave&apos;s house and land from foreclosure&lt;/a&gt; by promoting the &lt;a href=&quot;http://community.livejournal.com/save_dave&quot;&gt;Save Dave Online Auction&lt;/a&gt; being held on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.livejournal.com&quot;&gt;LiveJournal&lt;/a&gt; now through November 20, 2009.&lt;br&gt;Everything ranging from &lt;a href=&quot;http://community.livejournal.com/save_dave/tag/service:+tech+support&quot;&gt;tech support&lt;/a&gt; and &lt;a href=&quot;http://community.livejournal.com/save_dave/tag/services:+editing&quot;&gt;professional editing&lt;/a&gt; to &lt;a href=&quot;http://community.livejournal.com/save_dave/tag/item:+yarn&quot;&gt;yarn&lt;/a&gt; and &lt;a href=&quot;http://community.livejournal.com/save_dave/tag/item:+knitted&quot;&gt;everything knitted you can imagine&lt;/a&gt;. &lt;a href=&quot;http://community.livejournal.com/save_dave/tag/item:+autographed&quot;&gt;Autographed first editions&lt;/a&gt; and &lt;a href=&quot;http://community.livejournal.com/save_dave/tag/item:+memorabilia&quot;&gt;TV/movie memorabilia&lt;/a&gt;. Want &lt;a href=&quot;http://community.livejournal.com/save_dave/tag/item:+custom&quot;&gt;custom&lt;/a&gt; or &lt;a href=&quot;http://community.livejournal.com/save_dave/tag/item:+handmade&quot;&gt;handmade&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://community.livejournal.com/save_dave/tag/item:+jewelry&quot;&gt;jewelry&lt;/a&gt;, or a custom &lt;a href=&quot;http://community.livejournal.com/save_dave/tag/item:+quilt&quot;&gt;quilt&lt;/a&gt; or &lt;a href=&quot;http://community.livejournal.com/save_dave/tag/item:+book+bag&quot;&gt;book bag&lt;/a&gt;? Think someone might like &lt;a href=&quot;http://community.livejournal.com/save_dave/tag/item:+original+art&quot;&gt;original art&lt;/a&gt; or &lt;a href=&quot;http://community.livejournal.com/save_dave/tag/item:+photo&quot;&gt;photos&lt;/a&gt; (or &lt;a href=&quot;http://community.livejournal.com/save_dave/tag/item:+letter+pressed+goods&quot;&gt;letterpressed biz cards&lt;/a&gt;, or &lt;a href=&quot;http://community.livejournal.com/save_dave/tag/item:+notecards&quot;&gt;custom notecards&lt;/a&gt;) for Upcoming Holiday Gifting? What about &lt;a href=&quot;http://community.livejournal.com/save_dave/tag/item:+baked+goods&quot;&gt;baked goods&lt;/a&gt; People are even auctioning off &lt;a href=&quot;http://community.livejournal.com/save_dave/tag/item:+box+of+surprises&quot;&gt;surprises&lt;/a&gt; and taking offers for custom &lt;a href=&quot;http://community.livejournal.com/save_dave/tag/item:+duct+tape&quot;&gt;duct tape creations&lt;/a&gt;!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;People who don&apos;t even know this guy Dave have brought the best of themselves to help him stay in his home. Most auctions are ending around Halloween...go check out what&apos;s on offer before it&apos;s over! And if you can, &lt;a href=&quot;http://community.livejournal.com/save_dave/21446.html&quot;&gt;spread the word&lt;/a&gt; about the auction. Thanks!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: smaller;&quot;&gt;This entry was originally posted at &lt;a href=&quot;http://ivymcallister.dreamwidth.org/&quot;&gt;http://ivymcallister.dreamwidth.org/&lt;/a&gt;. LJers who don&apos;t have DW accounts can still comment there via OpenID.&lt;/span&gt;</description>
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  <category>because i can</category>
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  <pubDate>Sat, 24 Oct 2009 14:53:48 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Because every new mom thinks about</title>
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  <description>&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://img26.yfrog.com/i/xf7.jpg/&quot;&gt;Porn.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(Via @Glinner, aka Graham Linehan.)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: smaller;&quot;&gt;This entry was originally posted at &lt;a href=&quot;http://ivymcallister.dreamwidth.org/&quot;&gt;http://ivymcallister.dreamwidth.org/&lt;/a&gt;. LJers who don&apos;t have DW accounts can still comment there via OpenID.&lt;/span&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Sat, 24 Oct 2009 02:30:01 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Twitters.</title>
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  <description>&lt;ul class=&quot;loudtwitter&quot;&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;18:34&lt;/em&gt; Yes.  This. RT @scottEweinberg Hey, Jeff Dunham? Vaudeville just called. They want ventriliquism back. Give it to them. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/ivymcallister/statuses/5108776406&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;19:03&lt;/em&gt; @&lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/scotteweinberg&quot;&gt;scottEweinberg&lt;/a&gt; I think it&apos;s less a venue for ventriloquism and more a showcase for lame-ass catch-phrases.  e.g. &quot;I keeeeeeeeel you.&quot; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/ivymcallister/statuses/5109402523&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;19:06&lt;/em&gt; @&lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/scotteweinberg&quot;&gt;scottEweinberg&lt;/a&gt; Make that &quot;lame-ass ventriloquism&quot;--for accuracy&apos;s sake. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/ivymcallister/statuses/5109461509&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;19:07&lt;/em&gt; And now, to the grocery.  Need some last-minute stuff for the 6-course meal I&apos;m putting together tomorrow. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/ivymcallister/statuses/5109494646&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;Automatically shipped by &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.loudtwitter.com&quot;&gt;LoudTwitter&lt;/a&gt;.</description>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 23 Oct 2009 02:30:01 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Twitters.</title>
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  <description>&lt;ul class=&quot;loudtwitter&quot;&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;16:00&lt;/em&gt; RT @JC_Christian He should ask to sing @ #GOP conv. RT @nezua: Ah, Prince, the homophobic republican singer with ass-less pants. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/ivymcallister/statuses/5077908470&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;16:20&lt;/em&gt; Parents Sue School For Allowing Their Son To Be Openly Gay.  &lt;a href=&quot;http://bit.ly/3Befxe&quot;&gt;bit.ly/3Befxe&lt;/a&gt; (Via @tadghcearbhaill.) &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/ivymcallister/statuses/5078343412&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;19:53&lt;/em&gt; …cont) buns EVER.   &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitpic.com/mj4p2&quot;&gt;twitpic.com/mj4p2&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/ivymcallister/statuses/5083203294&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;19:53&lt;/em&gt; This is my great-grandmother&apos;s recipe box, and the card (pasted from an ancient Rumford Yeast Powder booklet) is the best cinnamon (cont… &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/ivymcallister/statuses/5083204883&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;19:58&lt;/em&gt; Successfully painted the headboard, footboard and siderails of the bed portion of the guestroom furniture. 5 pieces to go, @ 2 coats each. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/ivymcallister/statuses/5083314933&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;20:01&lt;/em&gt; Final NJ gubernatorial debate is starting, and me with no booze... &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/ivymcallister/statuses/5083390521&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;Automatically shipped by &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.loudtwitter.com&quot;&gt;LoudTwitter&lt;/a&gt;.</description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2009 20:22:54 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Today on Sick, Sad World:</title>
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  <description>Parents Sue School For Allowing Their Son To Be Openly Gay:  &lt;a href=&quot;http://bit.ly/3Befxe&quot;&gt;http://bit.ly/3Befxe&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: smaller;&quot;&gt;This entry was originally posted at &lt;a href=&quot;http://ivymcallister.dreamwidth.org/&quot;&gt;http://ivymcallister.dreamwidth.org/&lt;/a&gt;. LJers who don&apos;t have DW accounts can still comment there via OpenID.&lt;/span&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2009 02:30:01 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Twitters.</title>
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  <description>&lt;ul class=&quot;loudtwitter&quot;&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;12:47&lt;/em&gt; Well. RT @nprpolitics Public Option Short On Democrat Votes In Senate &lt;a href=&quot;http://su.pr/1Jk3Nk&quot;&gt;su.pr/1Jk3Nk&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/ivymcallister/statuses/5047498903&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;13:00&lt;/em&gt; As if the *sequels* didn&apos;t suck hard enough... RT @cinematical &apos;The Crow&apos; Remake Prepares To Take Flight &lt;a href=&quot;http://bit.ly/311Gj8&quot;&gt;bit.ly/311Gj8&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/ivymcallister/statuses/5047726697&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;13:13&lt;/em&gt; Caffeine: sufficient. Weather: gorgeous. Family: royally infuriating, but in a sadly predictable way. Boyfriend: as god. Day so far: Win. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/ivymcallister/statuses/5047946318&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;15:02&lt;/em&gt; Via @Eva_Smith: Preview Plugin for Firefox: Expand short URLs &amp;amp; check page links *before* you click. &lt;a href=&quot;http://j.mp/34eXJJ&quot;&gt;j.mp/34eXJJ&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/ivymcallister/statuses/5049848034&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;15:22&lt;/em&gt; Washed all plastic trashcans with hot water &amp;amp; detergent, then treated them to a spritz of Lysol colonge. Good trashcan hygiene is.... good. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/ivymcallister/statuses/5050248481&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;Automatically shipped by &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.loudtwitter.com&quot;&gt;LoudTwitter&lt;/a&gt;.</description>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 21 Oct 2009 02:30:01 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Twitters.</title>
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  <description>&lt;ul class=&quot;loudtwitter&quot;&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;11:10&lt;/em&gt; That Mitchell &amp;amp; Webb Look on football fans. (Soccer to the US crowd): &lt;a href=&quot;http://bit.ly/4rCUmB&quot;&gt;bit.ly/4rCUmB&lt;/a&gt; (via @cearbhaill) &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/ivymcallister/statuses/5020474094&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;15:19&lt;/em&gt; RT@Glinner Being surprised at crapness of &apos;Fame&apos; remake is like being surprised at the pain when you close a dictionary on your balls. (SFB) &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/ivymcallister/statuses/5025349258&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;17:09&lt;/em&gt; RT the irony: @TheMizB these shit trending topics NUMBER ONE no God? WHOEVER STARTED THAT can go have sex with a knive -- So loving! &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/ivymcallister/statuses/5027453935&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;Automatically shipped by &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.loudtwitter.com&quot;&gt;LoudTwitter&lt;/a&gt;.</description>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 20 Oct 2009 14:59:46 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>It&apos;s football season.</title>
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  <description>Needs I should post this sketch (&lt;i&gt;That Mitchell and Webb Look&lt;/i&gt;) regarding rah-rahs who engage in a bit too much self-identification with their chosen team.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;lj-embed id=&quot;135&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(Via &lt;span lj:user=&quot;cearbhaill&quot; style=&quot;white-space: nowrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.dreamwidth.org/userinfo?user=cearbhaill&quot;&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://s.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png&quot; alt=&quot;[info] &quot; width=&quot;17&quot; height=&quot;17&quot; style=&quot;vertical-align: text-bottom; border: 0; padding-right: 1px;&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.dreamwidth.org/userinfo?user=cearbhaill&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;cearbhaill&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;.)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: smaller;&quot;&gt;This entry was originally posted at &lt;a href=&quot;http://ivymcallister.dreamwidth.org/&quot;&gt;http://ivymcallister.dreamwidth.org/&lt;/a&gt;. LJers who don&apos;t have DW accounts can still comment there via OpenID.&lt;/span&gt;</description>
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