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  • Nov. 11th, 2009 at 10:30 PM
Ivy (current)
  • 14:33 Returning the countertop convection oven I ordered through Amazon, as the box shows the correct model but the contents tell another story. #
  • 15:20 Packaging on frozen rodent shipment flawed. Dry ice was sealed in plastic, which was ripped open.Fingers of left hand thoroughly ice-burned. #
  • 17:36 Remind me why I do this again...? Oh, yeah--great sex. Sometimes wish I hadn't sold my stock in Duracell, because it was so much easier. #
  • 17:39 RT @Eva_Smith RT @LandscapeJuice: Beware the log-in Twitter scam bit.ly/3sfSSc #
  • 20:25 Caffeine intake: excessive. Weather: cold, damp and drear. Family: watching FOX News, I imagine. Boyfriend: a distant deity. Overall: 6of10. #
  • 22:09 A.) *Brilliant* parody, or B.) worn by one who finds hats w/fake ponytails the height of sophistication? bit.ly/31JWO3 #
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