The kitten has toys. Lots of toys. Squooshy mice, furry mice, LARGE furry mice, a pink knitted sock-mouse type thing, balls with bells, balls without bells, my feet... And yet, what is she playing with, to the exclusion of all else?

A green highlighting marker that fell off my desk. She is kicking its green, highlighting ass from one side of my office to the other.

She is really, truly a kid. Buy them a toy kitchen suite, and they play in the box it came in. *shakes head* Still, she's devastatingly cute.